Christmas Pick Up Lines

To add to your CWIVES holiday fun, here is a list of Christmas-themed pick up lines to try out on your husband. I hope they make you laugh together because laughter is the world’s best aphrodisiac in my opinion.


  • I’ve checked it twice, and I’m sure you’re on my “naughty” list.
  • Shouldn’t you be sitting on top of the tree, Angel?
  • I see you when you`re sleeping & you don`t wear any underwear…
  • This Santa has something special in the sack for you!
  • Hey baby, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
  • Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
  • How about I slip down YOUR chimney, at half past midnight?
  • That’s some nice wrapping you’ve got there, but it needs a postal inspection. Good thing I work for the Post Office! And baby, can I deliver!
  • You know, I’d love to show you the toys my elves make for adults. Batteries included.
  • You are the reason why Santa even has a Naughty list.
  • I would definitely let you join in on my reindeer games.
  • What’s a nice girl/guy like you doing on my naughty list?
  • I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.
Post a comment below and share your favorite cheesy pick up line!

Comments 48

  1. Bethany
    December 12, 2011

    Priceless! My husband will love these, lol.

    1. January 16, 2012

      Hello Bethany,

      I’m glad you liked the pick up lines, and I hope they made your husband laugh.


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